Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Connor is homo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Face Hunter is scum

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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