Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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