Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Justin beiber's penis

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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National security?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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