- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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