why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

whats yellow after cani...nathan

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

hickory dickory dock no one cares

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