- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do you call a black man? Rob

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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