Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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