- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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