- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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