there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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minorities

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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