- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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