how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Agent 47.

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