- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

a skinny sumo wrestler

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Once, I went to Peru.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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