Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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