- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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