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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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roy g biv

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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