if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Wenis Penis

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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batman has diarrhea

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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