- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

a person who will soon die of beeties

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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