What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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mental kid

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Rush Limbaugh

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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poopy is poopy

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Mooses

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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