- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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