- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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