Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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