Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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I am a mime

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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