- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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