- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Badabing.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A black student graduated High School

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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