- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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