copy me and i will kill you

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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