- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What happened to the fish? It drowned

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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