- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

So I was walking down the road today

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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