- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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