Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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