What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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