How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Take wrong turns

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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