Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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The Big Band Theory

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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No soap radio

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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