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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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