What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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