someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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