- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

your face

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

69...you know how awkward this is now...

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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