knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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what's up? my penis.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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