- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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