- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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