So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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whos district champs not JM

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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boner

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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