Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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How's the weather? Good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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