- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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