What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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