Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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hey justin

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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