What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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