whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Dwight Howard

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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