- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

whats my name? Matt

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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