- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

run farther?

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

I have a horse.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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