Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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