Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

William wright is Gay

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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