- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Dumbledore dies.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Knock Knock? Come in.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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