- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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