what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Once upon a time a was born

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Your face

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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