What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Today is March 22.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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