- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

roses are red violets are indigo

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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