- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

your mom is so fat.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Amazing

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

if got a joke if fogot it

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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