2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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