- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

what's up? my penis.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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