Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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This is funny.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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