What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Who is John Galt?

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

roses are red violets are indigo

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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