A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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