- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Men

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

pull my finger (farts)

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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