- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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