http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What is the meaning of life? 42

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Penis

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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