Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Women's rights.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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