A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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matt is fat

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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