- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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