- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

womans having rights.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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