- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

knock knock Goodbye

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??