What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

I'm gay.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A hill billy went fishing

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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