Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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