- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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