Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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aodhan hearty

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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