- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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