What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Horse.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why was the man sad? His wife left

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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