- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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