- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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