What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

who is not good looking? mon morello

bologna

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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