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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Error 37.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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