A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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which one is easiest

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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White men's rights

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Anti Joke

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