A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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