- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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