A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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