Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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