If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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what's white and sticky semen

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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