What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Caroline Kelly.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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