- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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