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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

do you have a wife?

Vaginal secretions

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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