- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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