- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A gay man watches football.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

im not black, im Joseph Kony