- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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