- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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