What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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