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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

I have read the terms and conditions

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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