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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

penis. nuff said.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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