Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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